Sun Strategies

Okay, so its 7:25am, and even before the sun has risen, there are dozens and dozens of books, and beach bags, and towels neatly arranged on the choicest of lounge chairs up on the Lito deck.

Not a person in sight, though. Did I mention that it is still dark out?

What the…ahhhh, I see what it going on here. I turn on my heel to walk back to the cabin (to share my smart detective work with Jody) when I spy evidence of a timeless Spring Break rite-of-passage. Last night’s vomit is still clinging to the side of the boat. Classic.

Sun Strategy #1: Stake your claim and grab a lounge chair before the other passengers are even out of bed, otherwise you don’t stand a pina colada’s chance in hell of getting a seat in the sun.

A Spring Break rite-of-passage, puking over the side of a boat

A Spring Break rite-of-passage, puking over the side of a boat

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