Carnival Cruise WiFi Sucks

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Sorry gang. Carnival’s WiFi (which costs $.75 a minute), is pretty flaky and pretty much sucks. Flickr stalls when I try to upload even low res photos (yes, with full signal strength) and this very post cost just me five bucks because it’s so slow. Gmail doesn’t load either….so I can’t check email.

Hopefully there will be a faster connection on land once in Cozumel.

Jody and I are having fun. I’m writing and taking pictures every day….I’ll post as soon as I get a good WiFi connection.

Update: Buyer Beware: If you purchase WiFi services from Carnival from your laptop in your cabin, NO WHERE on their Intranet does it state that you won’t be credited for unused blocks of time. So don’t buy any more than you have to.

I bought a 100 minute package, and when I was coming close to using it up, I purchased another 100 minute package. When it became quite obvious that the WiFi connection was substandard, unusable, and not worth the money, I stopped using it…never tapping into my second package.

I stopped down to the Internet office and spoke with the Carnival Cruise Internet Manager, Tim, asking if I could get credited for the unused time.

Tim was rude, dismissive and completely unprofessional (and a dork, if you want to know the truth).

Tim told me that if I had “made a mistake and accidentally purchased more time because you clicked the wrong button”, he could credit the account no problem. But since I knowingly made the purchase but simply didn’t use the time, “It’s not my problem”.

“It’s not my problem”, he said.

I’m standing there like…did you just say that to me? It’s not your problem? Did you really just said that to a customer? I was flabbergasted.

Cruise Tip: If you buy more Carnival WiFi time that you need, lie about it to Tim, and he’ll credit your account. Otherwise, it’s not his problem.

Sun Strategies

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Okay, so its 7:25am, and even before the sun has risen, there are dozens and dozens of books, and beach bags, and towels neatly arranged on the choicest of lounge chairs up on the Lito deck.

Not a person in sight, though. Did I mention that it is still dark out?

What the…ahhhh, I see what it going on here. I turn on my heel to walk back to the cabin (to share my smart detective work with Jody) when I spy evidence of a timeless Spring Break rite-of-passage. Last night’s vomit is still clinging to the side of the boat. Classic.

Sun Strategy #1: Stake your claim and grab a lounge chair before the other passengers are even out of bed, otherwise you don’t stand a pina colada’s chance in hell of getting a seat in the sun.

A Spring Break rite-of-passage, puking over the side of a boat

A Spring Break rite-of-passage, puking over the side of a boat

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